Hmm, I wonder if tossing them into a rock tumbler for a while pre-transformation would do the trick? Also, I’d be more worried about the goddesses that don’t hurl thunderbolts. They tend to be sneaky ones.
Exactly, Adam. Presentation is easy: start with pretty pebbles in the first place. Smaller rocks would be easier to package, and by selecting types of stones he can signal what flavor or food is on offer. Agate lasagna. Jade chef’s salad. Rose quartz birthday cake. Carnelian steak.
Hmm, I wonder if tossing them into a rock tumbler for a while pre-transformation would do the trick? Also, I’d be more worried about the goddesses that don’t hurl thunderbolts. They tend to be sneaky ones.
Exactly, Adam. Presentation is easy: start with pretty pebbles in the first place. Smaller rocks would be easier to package, and by selecting types of stones he can signal what flavor or food is on offer. Agate lasagna. Jade chef’s salad. Rose quartz birthday cake. Carnelian steak.
I would expect a rock to be loaded with minerals. Most of them are not in a usable state, at least until Uther gets his hands on it.
Make pottery into food shapes, and let Uther do his thing.