No one we know. Aaron announced in his Twitter feed on the main page a few weeks ago that there was going to be a new character introduced in the next couple strips, and then announcing that said character will appear next page.
That would totally suck. Why give us all these clues and then have it be someone we couldn’t guess? And how in the world did Tyler/Moonshadow know him, when he’s pretty much the main character of the comic and so we’ve seen most of his adventures?
If there is a new character in the next page (and not the next chapter), I hope it’s a new FISS who isn’t the leader. Or just a new costume for someone we already know.
Adahn
Well, it COULD be a FISS Tyler knew from the Earth Defense League before his parents dropped him off at PS238 and never visiting. After all, Tyler does know the number for the Earth Defense League hotline and is familiar with information only superheroes should know (i.e. the island countries run by supervillains).
Still, I think it’s a bit too much of a Deus ex Machina.
trlkly
I didn’t even think about it being a deus ex machina, but it totally would be, since it would be the resolution of this arc.
Sessine
It’s not a resolution, it’s a hook into the next arc. New character, new story starting.
Segev
The trouble is that its build-up is meant to be suspenseful. There’s no “release” of that suspense by introducing somebody we’ve never heard of.
It’d be like me hyping this great guest speaker but refusing to say who it was, only to reveal with great fanfare that it’s Courtney Johnson. The audience, assuming they’d been getting excited by the suspense, would not react with “oooh” or even “boo,” but with “…who?”
The kind of build-up we’ve gotten about this person requires that we be able to identify, without being told, why he (or she) is such a perfect solution that Julie would give one of her over-enthusiastic chair-crushing hugs, and the Revenant would be impressed.
The kind of build-up we’d need for a NEW character being introduced in this fashion is different. For a NEW character whose revelation is a big deal, you need that character’s anonymous deeds, or their consequences, to be shown. It needs a “who is the mysterious person doing all of this?” vibe.
If mysterious statues were showing up all over the country, each beautifully depicting something timely yet timeless and which were sparking national debate over their meaning as a whole, and I were to announce that I would have the sculptor speaking at an event, THEN I could be coy about it and not say who. The audience would again be abuzz with anticipation, and when I introduced “Courtney Johnson” as the mysterious sculptrix, people would feel their anticipation is rewarded. They don’t know who she is, but they know WHY they are interested in learning more.
But this build-up…we need to have some reason to recognize this person from name or face. Why we, the audience, should care.
The other way to build up the new guy would have been to spell out why he’s a “perfect solution” that “fixes everything,” listing deeds or traits. That’d be akin to the statues showing up. More tell and less show, but it at least gives us reason to be impressed by this person other than the informed trait “he’s impressive,” when he shows up.
Mr. Extraordinary? Awesome but unlikely… if he hasn’t died by now his taste for conspicuous heroism would have been lost ages ago. He might help in subtle ways but likely he’d wear a sour face while doing it.
Mr. Extraordinary didn’t die when he vanished from the public view, he was sent forward in time with his family to escape persecution. Technically, he could appear at any point from now forward, and that would be “the future” to him.
Not right away. There needs to be some time during which his daughter will continue relationship with certain wandering kid to the point that they didn’t reach yet in the local timeline. According to himself.
That said, 71 seems to be the one who actually doing anything that counts as “leading”. Or at least “managing”. He’s inspired be 84 but he’s definitely the one moving and shaking.
BUT, there’s Forak to consider– He’s not only a FISS but also the Atlas Junior. Built in Rep, right there, and this would be a good way for him personally to earn some street cred, learn what heroes mean to Earth, and actually DO something worthwhile with his time. Everybody wins.
Forak is a from a society where the non-supers are an enslaved underclass and the non-FISS supers are exterminated.
Forak may not share the arrogance of his Argosian peers (due to being a very weak FISS himself), but the fact that he refers to non-supers as ‘softlings’ and non-FISS supers as ‘ferals’ implies that he shares their views: Definitely NOT leadership material.
We do know from this strip that the person Julie is introducing is a male FISS who is a mutual acquaintance of Tyler and herself, not many of those around.
He’s NOW a mutual acquaintance, but the previous comics imply it’s someone Julie didn’t know. “If you really think I’m ‘cool’, then you’ll really like the person I think you need to help get your group…”
And I don’t see any similarity between Moonshadow and Forak.
Mike
I think it would need to be someone Julie at least knew of, otherwise she wouldn’t have gotten so excited when Moon Shadow mentioned his name.
Y’all don’t give Forak a lot of credit for being able to change, do you? He’s a slacker, yes, and he grew up in a seriously warped society, BUT! He’s stuck on a foreign world with little hope of going back home anytime soon, groomed by this new culture to uphold ideals he recognizes as worthy. And it was HE, on his own, who started blogging/publishing about 84, for the reason that he felt SHE was doing a really good job of those ideals already, and (more or less) in his own words, “is really cool and people should know about it”.
I think Earth is already rubbing off on him, in a positive way. He has a long, long, LOOOONNNGGGG way to go, but I think given the chance to grow he will do so.
While true, the big reason I don’t think it’s Forak is Julie’s reaction to Moon Shadow’s suggestion. I feel confident it would not have been an excited hug, but more likely an incredulous “are you kidding?”
Dave III
Now THAT’S a fair point. Plus, now that I think about it, Tyler doesn’t know Forak as well as Julie does. This debate would be better served if we knew the exact phrasing of the suggestion: Did Tyler have someone specific in mind, or is Julie’s choice her own (after consulting with a grown-up like Ms. Kyle, who is indeed standing right the heck there).
I’m not sure any of the super-teams we’ve seen had a FISS on them (not sure if Tyler’s parents are standard FISS, they certainly don’t act it or get treated as such), so not a surprise that the former super-team teaching at the school didn’t have one either.
I will agree about the former super-team not having a FISS on board, but it was rather that a lot of FISS end up with unglamouous jobs. Teaching primary school is not a particularly glamourous occupation.
Rock
They’re treated like grunts.
Would you put a grunt in charge of educating your little darlings?
I am surprised as well. With so many children learning to control their abilities, it would make sense to have a few people on hand with at least the “invincibility” modifier, if not the whole FISS kit.
Consider that there are only 85 FISS, unless there are some younger than 84. And that’s assuming we still count Ron (as older than Julie, so he’d be No. 83) and Atlas (who isn’t on Earth anymore). Even at “most common type,” that makes them a small plurality of the sheer number of meta-prodigies we’ve seen evidence of in the setting.
Interestingly, if Patriot Act were to obtain flight and speed, he’d qualify. That FISS are “grunts” is weird, since Patriot Act is an example of somebody with only PART of their power set. (Strength and Invulnerability.) And even his strength is only a stand-out power since Zodon’s station gave him that upgrade. (I kind-of wonder if he’s stronger than 84 or Atlas Sr., now.)
It’s implied he’s MUCH stronger than her, but not really invulnerable or speedy or flighty. Since he could be “poked” to get enhanced strength in the first place, and then his “finger prints leave dents” vs. “hugs crumple seats.” The ball of scrap which used to be a car shows him to be insanely strong. Not that the FISS aren’t, just that they wanted to give perspective in his particular case.
Mechwarrior
On the other hand, it could just be a lack of control on his part, either because of how recently he got the power boost or as result of it being artificially enhanced.
The reason there are no common FISS among the faculty is precisely because the teachers are quite uncommon among supers: they actually respect non-powered heroes like the Revenant and take his recommendation into consideration.
Most supers like Sovereign and Ultima believe that non-meta people have no business trying to help solve the world’s problems.
It would be interesting to see which of these camps the FISS-exclusive club falls into.
Actually, that’s a point, too: the staff are all, save Cranston, members of a single super-team that is now retired specifically to run this school. It’s not unlikely that a super-team – of which I am sure there are more than 100, easily – would fail to have a FISS on board.
Prairie Son
Actually, several members of the staff were not part of the Union of Justice, including Doctor Newby and the Human Alloy
It’s the single most common power set – but that doesn’t mean it’s common, given that our heroine numbers just 84. But other powers tend to be more unique, so if maybe 5% of heroes are FISS, that probably still far outnumbers anything else.
That would imply that there’s been roughly 1700 registered supers in the world, total. Considering how many we’ve seen in the comic, that’s kind of ridiculously small.
My guess is that a fraction of a percent are actual FISS, but between Atlas, some powers that look like FISS, and people who are easily described as “standard flight, strength, speed package, but he also has a hammer made of lightning/teleports through shadows/gets bigger when he eats metal/[insert other powers here]”, the FISS archetype gets overrepresented.
Is the red guy just being a party pooper just for the sake of it? Also, 71, no matter how many good points 84 might (and there are a lot) have your super team can’t have a grade schooler as its leader and still be taken seriously.
That guy admitted to still being “on the fence” about the whole Infinite Vanguard thing, but you’re right; he’s deliberately being a downer.
As for 71, I honestly think HE’S been more of the group’s leader (at least in a management capacity, if not a field commander sense) than anyone else. He calls 84 the lead member, but I take that in a mascot sense– not being intentionally condescending but she is probably the most visible in the public eye as far as the FISS issues are concerned. Care should be taken not to disillusion him too harshly… he’s already being pretty creepy about his adoration and idolization of a grade-school girl.
The only other FISS I could think of is the security guy they met at the Vegas airport. But he didn’t show any particular leadership qualities either, not that I’d noticed, anyway.
Do aliens count as FISS? Atlas (Ron’s dad) has never been given a number, and neither had Ron (when he had powers) or even Forak for that matter. Sure, Forak joined the Infinite Vanguard, but does he really count as a FISS even if his powerset conforms to the Flight, Invulnerability, Strength, and Speed required to be a FISS? I thought FISS only applied to human metahumans.
Also, where do the numbers come from? Does the government in this universe keep tabs on every FISS and assign numbers to them? That seems odd to me, and very shady.
You register with the Department of Metahumans for trademark and other reasons, which means yes, they are keeping loose tabs on all metas, hero and villain.
Shady? We are talking about a group of people who can juggle cars while flying in the air. If I was a citizen of this ‘verse, I’d certainly hope the government was keeping tabs on them. And on all the other powerful beings out there.
No, 84 chose her number as her hero name, and 71 picked it up from her. But the fact that he could pick it up means that someone (possibly the government, possibly the other FISSes, possibly…?) is keeping track of how many FISSes there are – so he could find out what his number was.
Hmm. Don’t forget that the Revenant is a master of disguise and has many aliases. If Tyler can convince the school he’s a superpowered Moonshadow, what’s to say that his teacher can’t pull off some similar feat and have an identity as a FISS? (I think the superpower of money would render registration a non-issue.)
Serious answer: He probably lifts his mask with his other hand just a little bit to take a sip, then puts it back. I’m sure there’s just enough leeway in the rules for him to be able to eat and drink. Then again, it is Praetorian Academy…
If the lower part of the mask is made of a porous enough fabric, he could put the straw between his lips and suck straight through the cloth. It’d potentially flavor the drink a little bit with whatever was on the fabric, and it’d leave a wet spot on the mask near his mouth, but it’d be doable.
129 thoughts on “2015-11-05”
Doughbelly
So other than Ron, who are the likely suspects?
Faust
The real Atlas, the alien FISS that left for a while.
TBeholder
Atlas is on Argon and unable to reach this version of Earth – at very least, until he’s in control of their space intelligence.
ThatGuy
My bet. The really old guy that the time travel wanted to help. You know one of the first FISS hero who didn’t use flying. The hero OLDER than atlas.
Jason Garrick
That guy’s name is Mister Extraordinary. And that’s a cool theory.
Mollyscribbles
Alternate take on that theory: His daughter. There have been hints she’ll end up dating a time traveler, and powers do tend to be hereditary . . .
Prairie Son
No one we know. Aaron announced in his Twitter feed on the main page a few weeks ago that there was going to be a new character introduced in the next couple strips, and then announcing that said character will appear next page.
trlkly
That would totally suck. Why give us all these clues and then have it be someone we couldn’t guess? And how in the world did Tyler/Moonshadow know him, when he’s pretty much the main character of the comic and so we’ve seen most of his adventures?
If there is a new character in the next page (and not the next chapter), I hope it’s a new FISS who isn’t the leader. Or just a new costume for someone we already know.
Adahn
Well, it COULD be a FISS Tyler knew from the Earth Defense League before his parents dropped him off at PS238 and never visiting. After all, Tyler does know the number for the Earth Defense League hotline and is familiar with information only superheroes should know (i.e. the island countries run by supervillains).
Still, I think it’s a bit too much of a Deus ex Machina.
trlkly
I didn’t even think about it being a deus ex machina, but it totally would be, since it would be the resolution of this arc.
Sessine
It’s not a resolution, it’s a hook into the next arc. New character, new story starting.
Segev
The trouble is that its build-up is meant to be suspenseful. There’s no “release” of that suspense by introducing somebody we’ve never heard of.
It’d be like me hyping this great guest speaker but refusing to say who it was, only to reveal with great fanfare that it’s Courtney Johnson. The audience, assuming they’d been getting excited by the suspense, would not react with “oooh” or even “boo,” but with “…who?”
The kind of build-up we’ve gotten about this person requires that we be able to identify, without being told, why he (or she) is such a perfect solution that Julie would give one of her over-enthusiastic chair-crushing hugs, and the Revenant would be impressed.
The kind of build-up we’d need for a NEW character being introduced in this fashion is different. For a NEW character whose revelation is a big deal, you need that character’s anonymous deeds, or their consequences, to be shown. It needs a “who is the mysterious person doing all of this?” vibe.
If mysterious statues were showing up all over the country, each beautifully depicting something timely yet timeless and which were sparking national debate over their meaning as a whole, and I were to announce that I would have the sculptor speaking at an event, THEN I could be coy about it and not say who. The audience would again be abuzz with anticipation, and when I introduced “Courtney Johnson” as the mysterious sculptrix, people would feel their anticipation is rewarded. They don’t know who she is, but they know WHY they are interested in learning more.
But this build-up…we need to have some reason to recognize this person from name or face. Why we, the audience, should care.
The other way to build up the new guy would have been to spell out why he’s a “perfect solution” that “fixes everything,” listing deeds or traits. That’d be akin to the statues showing up. More tell and less show, but it at least gives us reason to be impressed by this person other than the informed trait “he’s impressive,” when he shows up.
Dreamy
No, he said “new hero”, not “new character” so ten gives you twelve it’s someone or something we already know, quite probably pimped out though.
Miryafa
Kent Allard, as a cool non-metahuman
Socrets
Only if he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men…
Frith Ra
Superman? Except for the trademark issues, he qualifies
TBeholder
No, because Atlas is Superman.
me
Anyone else think Mr. Extraordinary? Tom was planning on bringing him back, anyway.
Segev
Other than Ron? My money (all $0.00 of what I’m willing to bet on anything) is on Mr. Extraordinary.
TxGator
That was my original guess too. But Aaron mention an upcoming new character reveal in his twitter feed. So I’m thinking it will be the character.
Dave III
Mr. Extraordinary? Awesome but unlikely… if he hasn’t died by now his taste for conspicuous heroism would have been lost ages ago. He might help in subtle ways but likely he’d wear a sour face while doing it.
Fillipk
No, remember the time traveler was going to move them to the future when he had a chance.
HappyHead
Mr. Extraordinary didn’t die when he vanished from the public view, he was sent forward in time with his family to escape persecution. Technically, he could appear at any point from now forward, and that would be “the future” to him.
TBeholder
Not right away. There needs to be some time during which his daughter will continue relationship with certain wandering kid to the point that they didn’t reach yet in the local timeline. According to himself.
artificer-urza
Oh, the suspense!
Dave III
That said, 71 seems to be the one who actually doing anything that counts as “leading”. Or at least “managing”. He’s inspired be 84 but he’s definitely the one moving and shaking.
BUT, there’s Forak to consider– He’s not only a FISS but also the Atlas Junior. Built in Rep, right there, and this would be a good way for him personally to earn some street cred, learn what heroes mean to Earth, and actually DO something worthwhile with his time. Everybody wins.
Rock
Ew. Forak can’t even manage his own life, let alone lead a team in a constructive manner.
Adahn
Forak is a from a society where the non-supers are an enslaved underclass and the non-FISS supers are exterminated.
Forak may not share the arrogance of his Argosian peers (due to being a very weak FISS himself), but the fact that he refers to non-supers as ‘softlings’ and non-FISS supers as ‘ferals’ implies that he shares their views: Definitely NOT leadership material.
We do know from this strip that the person Julie is introducing is a male FISS who is a mutual acquaintance of Tyler and herself, not many of those around.
trlkly
He’s NOW a mutual acquaintance, but the previous comics imply it’s someone Julie didn’t know. “If you really think I’m ‘cool’, then you’ll really like the person I think you need to help get your group…”
And I don’t see any similarity between Moonshadow and Forak.
Mike
I think it would need to be someone Julie at least knew of, otherwise she wouldn’t have gotten so excited when Moon Shadow mentioned his name.
TBeholder
Giving Forak any position of responsibility at all other than “spaceship engineer” is a cruel joke. At least for now.
Dave III
Y’all don’t give Forak a lot of credit for being able to change, do you? He’s a slacker, yes, and he grew up in a seriously warped society, BUT! He’s stuck on a foreign world with little hope of going back home anytime soon, groomed by this new culture to uphold ideals he recognizes as worthy. And it was HE, on his own, who started blogging/publishing about 84, for the reason that he felt SHE was doing a really good job of those ideals already, and (more or less) in his own words, “is really cool and people should know about it”.
I think Earth is already rubbing off on him, in a positive way. He has a long, long, LOOOONNNGGGG way to go, but I think given the chance to grow he will do so.
Mike
While true, the big reason I don’t think it’s Forak is Julie’s reaction to Moon Shadow’s suggestion. I feel confident it would not have been an excited hug, but more likely an incredulous “are you kidding?”
Dave III
Now THAT’S a fair point. Plus, now that I think about it, Tyler doesn’t know Forak as well as Julie does. This debate would be better served if we knew the exact phrasing of the suggestion: Did Tyler have someone specific in mind, or is Julie’s choice her own (after consulting with a grown-up like Ms. Kyle, who is indeed standing right the heck there).
GreenEgg
I love the guy with the “Hello, my name is 79” name tag 😀
Knug
Now that I think of it, I find it rather strange that there aren’t any FISS as PS238 staff. After all, they are supposedly the most common type.
Nightmask
I’m not sure any of the super-teams we’ve seen had a FISS on them (not sure if Tyler’s parents are standard FISS, they certainly don’t act it or get treated as such), so not a surprise that the former super-team teaching at the school didn’t have one either.
Knug
I will agree about the former super-team not having a FISS on board, but it was rather that a lot of FISS end up with unglamouous jobs. Teaching primary school is not a particularly glamourous occupation.
Rock
They’re treated like grunts.
Would you put a grunt in charge of educating your little darlings?
Delver
Happens all the time let me tell you.
monochromaticprism
I am surprised as well. With so many children learning to control their abilities, it would make sense to have a few people on hand with at least the “invincibility” modifier, if not the whole FISS kit.
Segev
Consider that there are only 85 FISS, unless there are some younger than 84. And that’s assuming we still count Ron (as older than Julie, so he’d be No. 83) and Atlas (who isn’t on Earth anymore). Even at “most common type,” that makes them a small plurality of the sheer number of meta-prodigies we’ve seen evidence of in the setting.
Interestingly, if Patriot Act were to obtain flight and speed, he’d qualify. That FISS are “grunts” is weird, since Patriot Act is an example of somebody with only PART of their power set. (Strength and Invulnerability.) And even his strength is only a stand-out power since Zodon’s station gave him that upgrade. (I kind-of wonder if he’s stronger than 84 or Atlas Sr., now.)
Aaron K
It’s implied he’s MUCH stronger than her, but not really invulnerable or speedy or flighty. Since he could be “poked” to get enhanced strength in the first place, and then his “finger prints leave dents” vs. “hugs crumple seats.” The ball of scrap which used to be a car shows him to be insanely strong. Not that the FISS aren’t, just that they wanted to give perspective in his particular case.
Mechwarrior
On the other hand, it could just be a lack of control on his part, either because of how recently he got the power boost or as result of it being artificially enhanced.
Adahn
Remember: the true purpose of PS238 was to serve as a prison for a powerful telepath.
The reason there are no common FISS among the faculty is precisely because the teachers are quite uncommon among supers: they actually respect non-powered heroes like the Revenant and take his recommendation into consideration.
Most supers like Sovereign and Ultima believe that non-meta people have no business trying to help solve the world’s problems.
It would be interesting to see which of these camps the FISS-exclusive club falls into.
Segev
Actually, that’s a point, too: the staff are all, save Cranston, members of a single super-team that is now retired specifically to run this school. It’s not unlikely that a super-team – of which I am sure there are more than 100, easily – would fail to have a FISS on board.
Prairie Son
Actually, several members of the staff were not part of the Union of Justice, including Doctor Newby and the Human Alloy
Simon
It’s the single most common power set – but that doesn’t mean it’s common, given that our heroine numbers just 84. But other powers tend to be more unique, so if maybe 5% of heroes are FISS, that probably still far outnumbers anything else.
Horatio Von Becker
That would imply that there’s been roughly 1700 registered supers in the world, total. Considering how many we’ve seen in the comic, that’s kind of ridiculously small.
My guess is that a fraction of a percent are actual FISS, but between Atlas, some powers that look like FISS, and people who are easily described as “standard flight, strength, speed package, but he also has a hammer made of lightning/teleports through shadows/gets bigger when he eats metal/[insert other powers here]”, the FISS archetype gets overrepresented.
Z-one
My vote is on Atlas 2.0, scene that would get the team government funding.
MegaBee
My money’s on Ron.
evileeyore
It can’t be Ron, he’s already in the room as Ajax.
ChaosChild
Ajax isn’t Ron. Ron was Argonaut, until he got expelled for not being super any more.
David Goldfarb
Ajax isn’t Ron, Ajax is a separate character. Ron lost his FISS powers in the “Return to Argo” arc, remember?
Kerin Schiesser
@David – you’re right (HI DAVID! Email sometime!)
Devlerbat
Is the red guy just being a party pooper just for the sake of it? Also, 71, no matter how many good points 84 might (and there are a lot) have your super team can’t have a grade schooler as its leader and still be taken seriously.
Jason Garrick
If you assemble a group with enough people in it, there’s bound to be at least one guy like that. Some people enjoy that kind of thing.
Dave III
That guy admitted to still being “on the fence” about the whole Infinite Vanguard thing, but you’re right; he’s deliberately being a downer.
As for 71, I honestly think HE’S been more of the group’s leader (at least in a management capacity, if not a field commander sense) than anyone else. He calls 84 the lead member, but I take that in a mascot sense– not being intentionally condescending but she is probably the most visible in the public eye as far as the FISS issues are concerned. Care should be taken not to disillusion him too harshly… he’s already being pretty creepy about his adoration and idolization of a grade-school girl.
Elissa
The only other FISS I could think of is the security guy they met at the Vegas airport. But he didn’t show any particular leadership qualities either, not that I’d noticed, anyway.
Jason Garrick
Do aliens count as FISS? Atlas (Ron’s dad) has never been given a number, and neither had Ron (when he had powers) or even Forak for that matter. Sure, Forak joined the Infinite Vanguard, but does he really count as a FISS even if his powerset conforms to the Flight, Invulnerability, Strength, and Speed required to be a FISS? I thought FISS only applied to human metahumans.
Also, where do the numbers come from? Does the government in this universe keep tabs on every FISS and assign numbers to them? That seems odd to me, and very shady.
Prairie Son
You register with the Department of Metahumans for trademark and other reasons, which means yes, they are keeping loose tabs on all metas, hero and villain.
TxGator
Shady? We are talking about a group of people who can juggle cars while flying in the air. If I was a citizen of this ‘verse, I’d certainly hope the government was keeping tabs on them. And on all the other powerful beings out there.
Jason
This type of oversight is exactly the premise for the entire X-Men series, where fear of the unknown leads to hatred and persecution.
jjmcgaffey
No, 84 chose her number as her hero name, and 71 picked it up from her. But the fact that he could pick it up means that someone (possibly the government, possibly the other FISSes, possibly…?) is keeping track of how many FISSes there are – so he could find out what his number was.
PenguinPlotter
Hmm. Don’t forget that the Revenant is a master of disguise and has many aliases. If Tyler can convince the school he’s a superpowered Moonshadow, what’s to say that his teacher can’t pull off some similar feat and have an identity as a FISS? (I think the superpower of money would render registration a non-issue.)
Doughbelly
So how does Praetorian Ajax drink with his mask on?
Jason Garrick
BECAUSE HE’S BAT–no–PRAETORIAN AJAX!!!
Serious answer: He probably lifts his mask with his other hand just a little bit to take a sip, then puts it back. I’m sure there’s just enough leeway in the rules for him to be able to eat and drink. Then again, it is Praetorian Academy…
uaeoaeoeoi
He took lessons from Kakashi Hatake obviously.
Ash0011
or Red Mage
Segev
If the lower part of the mask is made of a porous enough fabric, he could put the straw between his lips and suck straight through the cloth. It’d potentially flavor the drink a little bit with whatever was on the fabric, and it’d leave a wet spot on the mask near his mouth, but it’d be doable.