Neuronet seems to have some serious pride issues, and possibly villain potential. I would think that non-consensual-mind-control would be a serious no-no for heroes. I mean Cranston was in such deep trouble for mere mind reading.
It’ll clearly turn out that both 84 and Phlogiston are far better people than I am, because if I’d been in either of their places, well…somebody might eventually find his body, but they probably wouldn’t be able to identify it. Basically he just crossed the line from “jerkass nominally on the hero side” to “needs to die.”
Oh, he’d still be there when I was done – a bit worse for wear, to be sure, and with full knowledge that seizing control of a FISS without permission is simply not done, but alive enough…
Myself, I’d just destroy every one of his power boosting suits. Or have him arrested and sent to the Birdcage.
James
Heh someone else reads Worm? Nice.
Mr. Bawkbagawk
so glad I wasnt the only one who got that reference.
Jerden
There are two type of people. People who’ve read Worm, and people who should.
I’m in the first group. I really want to read it again, but there’s just so many other things…
Golnor
Could someone throw up a link to the worm in question? Googling worm led me nowhere.
Let’s not forget that 84 is a minor. “Coordinating” Pilostigon against her will is bad enough which could probably land him in jail if she files charges. But doing that to a child…? If 84 doesn’t retaliate, I’m willing to bet Veles will make sure just deserts are served with a side of humiliation as is the wont of a trickster.
Van
Sex change and making him into a small child and forcing him to grow up as a little girl and attend PS238?
If He already dominated you once while you were fighting him, I’m not betting on your chances of mental resistance if your trying to attack him the next time.
Judging by his irritation at being fought, I’d say it would be effective if they were to put all their effort into resisting him.
ThatGuy
There is a difference between resisting his attempt to control you as you just try to resist and making a shot to beat him up as he gets a very clear idea on what you are going to do to him when you get your hands on him.
Fear is not an illusion. It’s is just a warning of the great pain that is about to come.
FISS means the speed to strike from beyond visual range before the target can react and the strength for a guaranteed one-hit-kill on anybody without some form of superhuman toughness. If somebody with that powerset wants an opponent dead, that opponent IS dead unless they’re playing in an even higher league. Granted, that’ll never come into play in PS238 because it’s still a pretty light-hearted affectionate parody of the superhero genre, and it doesn’t show up often in “serious” comics because it’d have serious story-breaker potential. Works like Worm and other deconstructions of the genre do often demonstrate exactly how nasty it can get, though.
Thing is, I’m not actually sure 84 has that level of power. Forak certainly doesn’t, but there is a long way between him and Atlas. Mr. Extraordinary was probably not a lot weaker than Julie, and I seem to recall that his running speed, at least, capped out at only a bit higher than the locomotives of the day. From this reasonably safe guesswork we can conclude that while a good fraction of FISS holders have the ability to outstrip a normal jet, it takes them time to build up that speed.
Applying yet more real world logic* this creates the obvious conclusion that they would take a comparable amount of time to slow down as to speed up, and so FISS battles would take on a dimension that would actually be a lot more interesting to experience than to watch.**
*Because I’m a nerd. If you dislike logic in your superhero comics, go read Nextwave. I’ve heard that one fits the bill.
**Other than actually having superpowers.
The_Rippy_One
Well, we do know that she out-sped the local speedster (on a linear to non-linear advantage, but still), and the track included a street and a park, so we are probably talking 0-60 in under a minute, at least, since the time trial lasted a minute or so, and packing that much terrain into less than a mile is tricky. And she did stop fairly quickly post race, when she was “sprint” flying for the button, so her deceleration is pretty solid…
Brian
0-60 in a minute is pretty slow. A good car does it in under 10 seconds. I am thinking you meant either 0-60 in a second or 0-600 in a minute which either one is probably in 84s abilities/
MattStriker
Steam Locomotive speed would be quite adequate for what I was talking about, actually. Probably overkill already. And as The_Rippy_One pointed out, we do have some evidence that Julie’s pretty damn fast.
Fair enough, but you can see steam locomotives coming. Now, avoiding a FISS who wants you dead without some serious mobility yourself would take a lot, but the real bit I was objecting to was the “before the target can react” bit. A strong FISS can one hit kill any normal human, and probably most of the powered community, unless they have something like Mantium armor, but would have quite a bit more trouble with a crowd. They just don’t have area attacks, and they can’t be everywhere at once.
Meaning that FISS are actually precision powers. Heh.
MattStriker
It depends on the terrain, but in an urban environment, for example, that kind of speed would mean that you definitely could strike from cover before a human could reasonably react. Let’s give the target a generous (because it assumes the target will immediately react in the correct way) 250ms as a minimum reaction delay. At 100 km/h (a reasonable speed assumption for a super and probably on the low end of the scale), that means you’ll cover 7 meters in that time…enough to go from outside of the target’s view to striking distance. On a wide-open plain it’s a lot harder, but as long as there is some form of cover available, my point holds.
HOVGM
If you really want to get good info on Julies power level, HERO GAMES has a PS238 source book, with write up an all the kids. its a blast just to read even if you do not play Hero, and Arron provided some of the artwork. http://www.herogames.com
No. He flat footed them while they were distracted by the actuall villain.
If they got all his attention to resiting him, they will be able to. Plus it will be hard for him to focus on anything once one of them lands a hit.
Definitely. It’s a monumental faux pas to forcibly take control of people like that rather than ask and have them agree to it. You need a situation way more dire, approaching Godzilla Threshold, before you forcibly mind-control like Neuronet just did and this is way way below that.
Also, I doubt that he knows how to use their powers better than they do. Not only is he creepy and controlling, but he’s probably useless as well. Not a good combo, because people tend to not want you around.
I would say the tall lady may instigate a disemballment on him after she recovers from the beating she takes because Bubble-Brain has not idea how to use her powers effectively.
Okay, no. I had thought that Bubbles there was a jerk but this is just unacceptable. You NEVER EVER take control of a teammate without permission-barring them being in immediate mortal danger.
On second thought, IF he gets smacked and apolologizes massively, he gets to live. But his own team are adults and can give consent. On no way did he even allow time for consent. I hope the feedback and utter trainwreck nails him the most.
There’s coordinating (showing them plans that allow them to work together to maximum effect) and there what he’s doing, which is using the ladies as RC drones while he sits a safe distance away. I bet the coward didn’t even try to touch Rastov’s mind before doing this, just going for what he considered to be the “soft targets”.
1. Co-ordination of the type you describe would actually make them *less* effective in combat, as they’d have to use precious thought time to evaluate the plans he was sending them. Not that I *like* what he’s doing, but it’s efficient.
2. Given he seems to have trouble getting hold of magic types, he likely couldn’t get near Rastov. He’s likely doing what, as someone else pointed out, works with his team. Unfortunately, he’s being (ironically) thoughtless in his actions. (And he’s likely to be Rastov’s next target. Mind control is well-known in magic…)
You know what’s he’s doing is typically called telepathic rape?
Efficiency isn’t an excuse.
bt109
Wanderer wasn’t excusing the behavior at all. Many morally unconscionable things have the advantage of efficiency. One does not excuse the other.
Dorcus
The fact his targets are female makes it that much more obvious and terrible.
Wanderer
No, it isn’t. As I said:
“Not that I *like* what he’s doing, but it’s efficient.”
In other words, and to make sure you understand me this time: He’s still, to give it the kindest word possible, a jerk (and I’m in public, or there would be a lot more and shorter words there), but I can dimly see where he thinks he has a good idea. He *doesn’t*, mind…
Van
Neither will they mind expressing to him their displeasure.
This is so wrong on so many levels I don’t even know where to start. Hopefully 84’s experience with the touch-telepath Beryl will help her fight off Neuronet, once she gets over the shock of being taken over. Hopefully she’s also had lessons in resisting psychic domination as part of the curriculum at ps238. Of course, what really worrisome is Phlogiston’s warning that her powers aren’t easy to control… and now she has an amateur in the driver’s seat. 🙁
Serious question: does the world of PS238 have laws about mindrape? Because that’s what this is. If he’s puppeting their bodies without their consent (which is how I read the “yammering” line) then he’s basically raping them. Or at least assault. I guess it depends on whether or not rape is the violation of self or forcible sex. Either way, it’s majorly screwed up.
Well technically his crime (if it’s an actual crime in the setting) is in a different universe so unfortunately he’s safe from prosecution as you actually have to commit a crime in a jurisdiction where it is a crime to be held accountable for it.
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Hypatia
Leadership by mind control? Holy questionable ethics batman!
Evil Lord Zog
This is going to end well…
Van
It never does. The idiots let him get his shield up.
Lenhardt
Yeah, I count that as a form of rape.
Shadur
Up to and including the “This will be much easier for everyone (but mostly me) if you just stop struggling”
KamikazeHindenburg
Neuronet seems to have some serious pride issues, and possibly villain potential. I would think that non-consensual-mind-control would be a serious no-no for heroes. I mean Cranston was in such deep trouble for mere mind reading.
surrealkiller
This is like, seriously… Dude, don’t do that without permission…
Ceronomus
Are we certain that he’s a Hero?
Linxan
Yes. This. It makes me think of words I don’t want to have to apply to characters in comics involving kids.
Linxan
(… Or, frankly, to anyone ever.)
MattStriker
It’ll clearly turn out that both 84 and Phlogiston are far better people than I am, because if I’d been in either of their places, well…somebody might eventually find his body, but they probably wouldn’t be able to identify it. Basically he just crossed the line from “jerkass nominally on the hero side” to “needs to die.”
Jonathan S
Oh, he’d still be there when I was done – a bit worse for wear, to be sure, and with full knowledge that seizing control of a FISS without permission is simply not done, but alive enough…
Van
Sex change by sledgehammer comes to mind. Circumcision by battleaxe does as well.
Psiberkiwi
“Sir! We believe we’ve found what’s left of Neuronet.”
“You’ve got a positive ID?”
“No, sir.”
“Then how can you tell it’s him?”
“The uniform, sir. It matches the one he usually wears.”
“His uniform? What’s his condition?”
“FUBAR BUNDY, sir.” [F*’d Up Beyond All Recognition, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet]
Horatio Von Becker
Myself, I’d just destroy every one of his power boosting suits. Or have him arrested and sent to the Birdcage.
James
Heh someone else reads Worm? Nice.
Mr. Bawkbagawk
so glad I wasnt the only one who got that reference.
Jerden
There are two type of people. People who’ve read Worm, and people who should.
I’m in the first group. I really want to read it again, but there’s just so many other things…
Golnor
Could someone throw up a link to the worm in question? Googling worm led me nowhere.
Gillsing
Here you go, Golnor: https://parahumans.wordpress.com/
I found that site by googling for “worm birdcage”, which led me to the wikia, which led me to the actual site.
not-vista
except that means he’ll get out when scion attacks- only to get killed, or worse, kephri’d
Kaian
I wish to thank you. Your comments here lead me to a very wonderful story that deserves every ounce of praise.
Sweeper
Let’s not forget that 84 is a minor. “Coordinating” Pilostigon against her will is bad enough which could probably land him in jail if she files charges. But doing that to a child…? If 84 doesn’t retaliate, I’m willing to bet Veles will make sure just deserts are served with a side of humiliation as is the wont of a trickster.
Van
Sex change and making him into a small child and forcing him to grow up as a little girl and attend PS238?
Yhelta
Looks to me like someone just volunteered to be the nail to 84’s hammer…
Van
A #84 noogie?
Nobody
If He already dominated you once while you were fighting him, I’m not betting on your chances of mental resistance if your trying to attack him the next time.
Mechwarrior
Wait until he’s not expecting it, then give him a case of analcephalization.
Yhelta
Judging by his irritation at being fought, I’d say it would be effective if they were to put all their effort into resisting him.
ThatGuy
There is a difference between resisting his attempt to control you as you just try to resist and making a shot to beat him up as he gets a very clear idea on what you are going to do to him when you get your hands on him.
Fear is not an illusion. It’s is just a warning of the great pain that is about to come.
Mr. Bawkbagawk
“Fear is the mind killer”
MattStriker
FISS means the speed to strike from beyond visual range before the target can react and the strength for a guaranteed one-hit-kill on anybody without some form of superhuman toughness. If somebody with that powerset wants an opponent dead, that opponent IS dead unless they’re playing in an even higher league. Granted, that’ll never come into play in PS238 because it’s still a pretty light-hearted affectionate parody of the superhero genre, and it doesn’t show up often in “serious” comics because it’d have serious story-breaker potential. Works like Worm and other deconstructions of the genre do often demonstrate exactly how nasty it can get, though.
Horatio Von Becker
Thing is, I’m not actually sure 84 has that level of power. Forak certainly doesn’t, but there is a long way between him and Atlas. Mr. Extraordinary was probably not a lot weaker than Julie, and I seem to recall that his running speed, at least, capped out at only a bit higher than the locomotives of the day. From this reasonably safe guesswork we can conclude that while a good fraction of FISS holders have the ability to outstrip a normal jet, it takes them time to build up that speed.
Applying yet more real world logic* this creates the obvious conclusion that they would take a comparable amount of time to slow down as to speed up, and so FISS battles would take on a dimension that would actually be a lot more interesting to experience than to watch.**
*Because I’m a nerd. If you dislike logic in your superhero comics, go read Nextwave. I’ve heard that one fits the bill.
**Other than actually having superpowers.
The_Rippy_One
Well, we do know that she out-sped the local speedster (on a linear to non-linear advantage, but still), and the track included a street and a park, so we are probably talking 0-60 in under a minute, at least, since the time trial lasted a minute or so, and packing that much terrain into less than a mile is tricky. And she did stop fairly quickly post race, when she was “sprint” flying for the button, so her deceleration is pretty solid…
Brian
0-60 in a minute is pretty slow. A good car does it in under 10 seconds. I am thinking you meant either 0-60 in a second or 0-600 in a minute which either one is probably in 84s abilities/
MattStriker
Steam Locomotive speed would be quite adequate for what I was talking about, actually. Probably overkill already. And as The_Rippy_One pointed out, we do have some evidence that Julie’s pretty damn fast.
Horatio Von Becker
Fair enough, but you can see steam locomotives coming. Now, avoiding a FISS who wants you dead without some serious mobility yourself would take a lot, but the real bit I was objecting to was the “before the target can react” bit. A strong FISS can one hit kill any normal human, and probably most of the powered community, unless they have something like Mantium armor, but would have quite a bit more trouble with a crowd. They just don’t have area attacks, and they can’t be everywhere at once.
Meaning that FISS are actually precision powers. Heh.
MattStriker
It depends on the terrain, but in an urban environment, for example, that kind of speed would mean that you definitely could strike from cover before a human could reasonably react. Let’s give the target a generous (because it assumes the target will immediately react in the correct way) 250ms as a minimum reaction delay. At 100 km/h (a reasonable speed assumption for a super and probably on the low end of the scale), that means you’ll cover 7 meters in that time…enough to go from outside of the target’s view to striking distance. On a wide-open plain it’s a lot harder, but as long as there is some form of cover available, my point holds.
HOVGM
If you really want to get good info on Julies power level, HERO GAMES has a PS238 source book, with write up an all the kids. its a blast just to read even if you do not play Hero, and Arron provided some of the artwork. http://www.herogames.com
Horatio Von Becker
Only if they can get that fast from cover. But most of them probably can.
Christopher
No. He flat footed them while they were distracted by the actuall villain.
If they got all his attention to resiting him, they will be able to. Plus it will be hard for him to focus on anything once one of them lands a hit.
luagha
Most people don’t take too kindly to mind control, no. Big difference from ‘co-ordinating’ to ‘taking over.’
Nightmask
Definitely. It’s a monumental faux pas to forcibly take control of people like that rather than ask and have them agree to it. You need a situation way more dire, approaching Godzilla Threshold, before you forcibly mind-control like Neuronet just did and this is way way below that.
Jerden
Also, I doubt that he knows how to use their powers better than they do. Not only is he creepy and controlling, but he’s probably useless as well. Not a good combo, because people tend to not want you around.
Nightmask
Well it’s certainly unfortunate implications territory that he’s only body-controlling the two females instead of trying to force-link everyone.
The_Rippy_One
I think you are right…and I think the implications are intentional.
TheDorkKnight
Nnnnnnnnnnnnope nope nope nope. Fishbowl can officially take a flying leap off a cliff WITHOUT his gear and WITH a sack of rocks.
Shazam
Well bubble head is now in the lead for lead A-hole out of the bunch
David Nuttall
I would say the tall lady may instigate a disemballment on him after she recovers from the beating she takes because Bubble-Brain has not idea how to use her powers effectively.
Hangwind
Okay, no. I had thought that Bubbles there was a jerk but this is just unacceptable. You NEVER EVER take control of a teammate without permission-barring them being in immediate mortal danger.
ByTheFarmstead
While he should have floated that ahead of time and could be very abusive, I suspect its a more C&C operation. I like the remain seated line…
ByTheFarmstead
On second thought, IF he gets smacked and apolologizes massively, he gets to live. But his own team are adults and can give consent. On no way did he even allow time for consent. I hope the feedback and utter trainwreck nails him the most.
Sabreur
If he can read minds, does he know what they’re going to do to him when this is over?
Van
Stun and run most likely.
Kaian
Yeah, that stunt just lost him all his benefit of the doubt. . .
Me-me
Well put.
CraigR
There’s coordinating (showing them plans that allow them to work together to maximum effect) and there what he’s doing, which is using the ladies as RC drones while he sits a safe distance away. I bet the coward didn’t even try to touch Rastov’s mind before doing this, just going for what he considered to be the “soft targets”.
Wanderer
To be entirely fair:
1. Co-ordination of the type you describe would actually make them *less* effective in combat, as they’d have to use precious thought time to evaluate the plans he was sending them. Not that I *like* what he’s doing, but it’s efficient.
2. Given he seems to have trouble getting hold of magic types, he likely couldn’t get near Rastov. He’s likely doing what, as someone else pointed out, works with his team. Unfortunately, he’s being (ironically) thoughtless in his actions. (And he’s likely to be Rastov’s next target. Mind control is well-known in magic…)
roguebfl
You know what’s he’s doing is typically called telepathic rape?
Efficiency isn’t an excuse.
bt109
Wanderer wasn’t excusing the behavior at all. Many morally unconscionable things have the advantage of efficiency. One does not excuse the other.
Dorcus
The fact his targets are female makes it that much more obvious and terrible.
Wanderer
No, it isn’t. As I said:
“Not that I *like* what he’s doing, but it’s efficient.”
In other words, and to make sure you understand me this time: He’s still, to give it the kindest word possible, a jerk (and I’m in public, or there would be a lot more and shorter words there), but I can dimly see where he thinks he has a good idea. He *doesn’t*, mind…
Van
Neither will they mind expressing to him their displeasure.
Tom Gwynn
This is so wrong on so many levels I don’t even know where to start. Hopefully 84’s experience with the touch-telepath Beryl will help her fight off Neuronet, once she gets over the shock of being taken over. Hopefully she’s also had lessons in resisting psychic domination as part of the curriculum at ps238. Of course, what really worrisome is Phlogiston’s warning that her powers aren’t easy to control… and now she has an amateur in the driver’s seat. 🙁
Joe
“Girl”. Not “84”, but simply “Girl”.
He most assuredly deserves the butt-kicking that had better be in future.
Knug
don’t you just hate it when one player character decides to dictate how all the other members of the party will act?
Neuronet is gonna get his ass whupped around his ears.
Matthew Davis
Serious question: does the world of PS238 have laws about mindrape? Because that’s what this is. If he’s puppeting their bodies without their consent (which is how I read the “yammering” line) then he’s basically raping them. Or at least assault. I guess it depends on whether or not rape is the violation of self or forcible sex. Either way, it’s majorly screwed up.
Nobody
battery. according to Wikipedia at least, assault is just making people scared you will hurt them, while battery is actually hurting them.
Nightmask
Well technically his crime (if it’s an actual crime in the setting) is in a different universe so unfortunately he’s safe from prosecution as you actually have to commit a crime in a jurisdiction where it is a crime to be held accountable for it.
jon
although he *is* from and planning to return to a world largely populated by vigilantes
Van
I do not think there are many female superheroes who would allow him to get away with this, let alone avoid spending a lot of time in the hospital.
Matthew Davis
Isn’t the Egg still on US soil, though? I wonder how jurisdiction would be handled.