01/20/2014
Posted on 2014-01-20 by Aaron

14 thoughts on “01/20/2014”

  1. Xel Unknown

    Oh give Zardon a chance here. I’m putting money that he’s going to save the day with this plan. :3

    1. Prairie Son

      Which Zodon are you referring to? We have two now.

  2. Gladorn

    The sarcasm is lost when the perpetrator pretty much DOES have those results in mind.

  3. Frith ra

    I wonder if the police chief was a vegetarian?

    1. Frith ra

      And I still enjoy how Zodon’s cussing reads like an odd Mad Libs game.

  4. leor613

    Omaha is in the grip of the power mad Victor von Fogg! The tiny, tin-plated tyrant has transformed the mayor in a floor lamp! (A floor lamp with aspirations of being a hat rack, no less!) The city’s public servants are now threatened with being transformed into furniture for not transforming the city into Victor’s tiny Utopia!

    Who can stop this Elementary school age dictator, who possesses cosmic powers? None other than Zodon, with the aid of his alternate universe doppleganger! Yes, Zodon has a ROCKING/b> plan to SHRIMP up Victor’s megalomaniacal scheme! All it will take is some TOOTHBRUSHING idiots “volunteers” to attack Victor at the precise moment!

    But first…

    1. Orion Fury

      a word from our sponsors?

    2. Christopher

      So Zodon is going to weaponize Alternate!Zodons music in an attempt to deny Victor the concentration to use his powers?

      1. Prairie Son

        Alternate!Zodon programs computers. Do you mean Alternate!Victor?

  5. Doktor Humerus

    Hey, he’s a pro-education leader as well as being pro space and pro defense! It even sounds like he can make straw into gold, so he’d balance the budget too! Can’t go wrong with a leader like that!

    1. NOTDilbert

      As I’ve said, I for one welcome our new derby wearing – OUCH! Hey, some little girl just hit me across the shins with a baseball bat, ow, ow, ow….

      1. Prairie Son

        Obviously, sir, you lie. If she’d hit you with her bat, you wouldn’t have shins to throb in pain.

        1. Denny

          tis only a flesh wound

        2. NOTDilbert

          Didn’t say it was Angel….

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