Omaha is in the grip of the power mad Victor von Fogg! The tiny, tin-plated tyrant has transformed the mayor in a floor lamp! (A floor lamp with aspirations of being a hat rack, no less!) The city’s public servants are now threatened with being transformed into furniture for not transforming the city into Victor’s tiny Utopia!
Who can stop this Elementary school age dictator, who possesses cosmic powers? None other than Zodon, with the aid of his alternate universe doppleganger! Yes, Zodon has a ROCKING/b> plan to SHRIMP up Victor’s megalomaniacal scheme! All it will take is some TOOTHBRUSHINGidiots “volunteers” to attack Victor at the precise moment!
Hey, he’s a pro-education leader as well as being pro space and pro defense! It even sounds like he can make straw into gold, so he’d balance the budget too! Can’t go wrong with a leader like that!
Oh give Zardon a chance here. I’m putting money that he’s going to save the day with this plan. :3
Which Zodon are you referring to? We have two now.
The sarcasm is lost when the perpetrator pretty much DOES have those results in mind.
I wonder if the police chief was a vegetarian?
And I still enjoy how Zodon’s cussing reads like an odd Mad Libs game.
Omaha is in the grip of the power mad Victor von Fogg! The tiny, tin-plated tyrant has transformed the mayor in a floor lamp! (A floor lamp with aspirations of being a hat rack, no less!) The city’s public servants are now threatened with being transformed into furniture for not transforming the city into Victor’s tiny Utopia!
Who can stop this Elementary school age dictator, who possesses cosmic powers? None other than Zodon, with the aid of his alternate universe doppleganger! Yes, Zodon has a ROCKING/b> plan to SHRIMP up Victor’s megalomaniacal scheme! All it will take is some TOOTHBRUSHING
idiots“volunteers” to attack Victor at the precise moment!But first…
a word from our sponsors?
So Zodon is going to weaponize Alternate!Zodons music in an attempt to deny Victor the concentration to use his powers?
Alternate!Zodon programs computers. Do you mean Alternate!Victor?
Hey, he’s a pro-education leader as well as being pro space and pro defense! It even sounds like he can make straw into gold, so he’d balance the budget too! Can’t go wrong with a leader like that!
As I’ve said, I for one welcome our new derby wearing – OUCH! Hey, some little girl just hit me across the shins with a baseball bat, ow, ow, ow….
Obviously, sir, you lie. If she’d hit you with her bat, you wouldn’t have shins to throb in pain.
tis only a flesh wound
Didn’t say it was Angel….