Actually, that’s not so hard.. then again, it depends on the setting for “fast”. Plus, in my language, we have this sentence and try fast-speaking it as kids:
“Fischer Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischer’s Fritz.”
A true super hero moment. 84 just made her own enemies by being the good guy. Two heroes who were respected (when lying) now cast out from glory. Now we just need a few angry lines and then… we have new villains or at least a new evil gym teacher.
Van
The DSA may have a few words to say about them and their future. Most of which will involve prison sentences for child endangerment, assaulting a minor super, and other things.
Shadur
In Neuronet’s case, definitely, but Conjuror didn’t do anything criminal — being a blowhard with an oversized ego isn’t a crime.
Miryafa
Mmm, I hope not. In addition to what Shadur said about Conjuror, I don’t think Neuronet ought to be held up to much criticism either (aside from being a bit too aggressive). Armchair quarterbacking a battle is a popular past time, but a bad practice in real life, and I dislike when people – especially lawyers – do it. And any of the other adult heroes could have just been trying to protect 84 by keeping her out of the encounters – albeit in their own pushy A-type superhero way.
trlkly
No. Just no. By that logic, war crimes are okay. It is our job to “armchair quarterback” in this way. It’s what the legal system is.
Do you not get what Neurodancer did? It was the next step up from rape. This is supervillain stuff here. He took over their minds and forced them to act against their will.
Conjurer is a bit more debatable, since we don’t actually know what his horrible secret is. We guess it’s that he’s in it for himself, but we don’t know that for sure.
But Neuronet is essentially evil. If he were a supervillain, he’d be the kind that you’d be okay with killing.
I’m glad to see they’re appreciated by some of their peers. Unfortunately when super hero groups become competitive jobs and toys, this kind of publicity fall out seems likely. There should be some medium between poor Spidey and publicity hound groups here… I like this treatment of issues of heroing as jobs.
Thinking about it, you are pretty right on. There is a middle ground in showing how superheroes would actually work with actual human thoughts and the Garth Ennis “everyone is a m*****f***** and nothing good is actually good” vision. PS238 has always been about the humanity of it all and I guess that why its my favorite.
I was rereading one of the Wild Card collections, and the stories were all such grim downers. No one likes their lives, it’s so grim and gritty that national news with iffy numbers is more cheerful. The world of PS238 had stupid and nasty and well meaning idiots, but it’s not futile.
It’s always been. Ps238 and Invincible are “deconstructions” of the super hero myth. However unlike The Dark Knight Returns, Watchmen*, The Boys, Worm*, The Authority, and a bunch of others I’m forgetting, both Ps238 and Invincible are also “reconstructions” of the hero myth. They don’t just ‘tear down” or show the flaws in the standard super-hero stories, they rebuild them to show how they could (re)work under “other sensibilities”.
* Worm and Watchmen are also //good/ deconstructions, The Authority is ‘okay’, The Boys is puerile and juvenile, and The Dark Knight Returns completely forgets who Batman and Superman are. The Chris Nolen Dark Knight moves are generally “good” reconstructions of the Batman, through a dark/gritty/mundane lens.
The Deadpool movies also work† this way, they’re very much a “how would supers actually work in a ‘real’ world”, and they make it work.
† In that being R rated, they can show the fallout that would occur if supers were active around normal humans, but also fit the theme and structure of Marvel hero comics.
I’m happy that Neuronet was thrown off of his team, but I feel what he did was borderline supervillainy so I wouldnt be surprised if he did a face heel turn to being a supervillain. Conjuror was poorly shown in the egg too, but he didnt do anything outright evil like Neuronet did. Conjuror was just a pompous blowhard.
I agree. Conjurer was a bit arrogant, but then, most high-caliber mages are. Without him I highly doubt they would have beaten Rastov the Great, and he was useful in identifying hazards, figuring out how Koschei’s forgetfulness spell worked and also just in keeping track of how much time they had left. He didn’t pass the final test, but neither did the others. He did okay.
Had our heroes failed, setting aside not getting the title of Earth’s Champion to regularly face off against Veles, Veles would have continued harassing New York City in the manner only a *god of mischief* can. This has already included turning a guy into a Godzilla-type monster to rampage through it. Someone could easily have gotten hurt, and Veles isn’t likely to care.
Thus, Conjuror had good reason to succeed, if just to protect NYC’s citizens from Veles. And to that, he would have needed to tell the truth about himself: that he was a glory hound.
He didn’t. He lied (which, BTW, is not a good thing to do in itself). He still chose to project the image that he was a selfless do-gooder, not in it for the title, but to protect people.
And he chose that facade despite the fact that he knew the Mist Gatekeeper had the power to supernaturally evaluate the correctness of answers given to him, as he did with Firedrake who sincerely believed and accepted that he was the fraud.
So, in short, Conjuror chose his heroic, fame-giving image over the welfare of NYC. And he got booted for it.
I’ll admit that Conjuror just coming clean about being a glory hound would have hurt his image as well, but at least he would have passed that trial and gone on to the room with 84, thus giving our heroes a greater chance at succeeding (yes, 84 did succeed, but it was close). Ultimately, Conjuror was doomed either way- but one choice and its results would have been better for himself and for the folks of NYC.
Lastly, let’s not forget how Conjuror reacted to being called out. He wasn’t exactly graceful and honest about it as well (2014-04-20).
Conjuror wasn’t merely arrogant or condescending- he was willing to lie for it, or even choose it over the good of a city full of people. Sure, it neither was as horrible as Neuronet’s actions nor like any kind of direct unequivocal villainy, but he definitely wasn’t being super*heroic*.
Oh, Conjuror is definitely not ‘heroic’ but he just wasnt evil by any stretch of the imagination. He’s just arrogant and pompous, and like MANY people, does not like to admit when he’s called out on stuff. Like when he’s called out on how he does his heroic stuff for recognition, not for altruistic reasons. That’s fine though, that he doesnt do it ‘altruisticly’ (is that even a word? 🙂 ). A lot of heroes are not altruistic. Iron Man isnt exactly ‘altruistic’ – he’s a glory hound too. Nor is Hawkeye, Booster Gold, Wolverine, or a bunch of other heroes in comics. That being said, not wanting to fess up when the fate of the world was at stake? That was definitely NOT heroic. Firedrake was willing to fess up, which does make him more heroic about it – but apparently Firedrake had long since accepted his role and doesnt lie about it to begin with.
But I still don’t see Conjuror as evil – just a jerkface who needs to learn some humility. Neuronet on the other hand? Yeah …. awful awful awful person who is lucky if 84 and Phlogiston did not press charges or whatever happens to telepaths who mentally assault others in their world 🙂 They probably won’t press charges – seems like those two are the forgiving heroic type and would feel Neuronet has already had a penalty in getting booted from his team and having the world know what type of person he really is.
Messenger
Just to be clear, I’m not pushing for Conjuror to be *in prison* as if he were full criminal or villain- but he does deserve the negative publicity he earned and its accompanying boot off his team after being a team leader.
Spoony Viking
Hold on. Hawkeye certainly loves the fame and the glory, but at the end of the day, he does the right thing just because it’s the right thing, not because it will necessarily bring him any benefit. And Iron Man in the comics has never really been as egocentric and self-serving as his portrayal in the movies. Booster, admittedly, started out as very self-serving, but he improved greatly in that regard throughout his career in the Justice League.
Messenger
On that note, regarding movie Tony Stark, for a given narcissist, he’s sure driven by a need to atone for the use of his company’s products against fellow Americans and innocent people. That’s still a step above simply being in it for your own fame and fortune.
Messenger
Revision: Come to think of it, several steps above.
Tsotate
I doubt they could press charges even if they wanted to. They weren’t actually in New York at the time, after all. Extradimensional spaces have weird jurisdictional issues.
Van
You would be surprised on how well they could actually make a lot of charges stick, since the Extradimensional space was on American soil and in New York at the time.
Gillsing
I thought USA took the liberty to charge people for committing any crime outside of its jurisdiction as if the crime was perpetrated within its jurisdiction? As in, if you do something that’s illegal in USA, you’d better not go there, because you can be charged even if whatever do did was legal in the country you did it in.
Doughbelly
Not in the general sense, no, because it violates generally accepted principles of territoriality and jurisdiction. In certain circumstances and for specific acts related to commerce or in the case of being under the employment of the US government, yes.
Van
Tell that to the guy who shot that lion. He is in a lot of legal hot water.
Pneumonica
To clarify on Gillsing’s question – there are specific crimes that involve going to foreign soil and committing a crime. However, the crime is leaving the country in order to commit a crime (such as going to a foreign country for “child sex tourism”). Thus, the actual crime committed was in the United States (admittedly, the very moment they left the United States).
In this case, in terms of criminal charges, there are none. They did not intentionally go anywhere, thus upon departure from US jurisdiction were guilty of no crimes (that we know of). However, air-lady and lady-of-the-eights both have great claims in civil court for “mental battery” (harmful or offensive mental contact), gross negligence, and a host of other claims, and those CAN be tried in the United States.
Except what Neuronet did wasn’t borderline villainy, there are other heroes in mainstream comics that have done things similar to or worse than him (seriously, Rogue drains the powers AND minds of anyone she touches into herself, totally invading their minds and memories in ways Neuronet didn’t even remotely come close to) and do remember his entire team is made up of mentalists like him, clearly what he did was NORMAL to his group (he was their leader, obviously from how readily he used his powers in the Egg he had to be using them in that fashion with his team as well and without complaint from them), so if you’re going to spin him as a super-villain you should be spinning his entire team as a super-villain team-up because the only reason they ended his connections with them was because he had made public what they all did and they took the politicians way out of quickly getting rid of him and pretending it wsn’t anything they do.
To paraphrase John Oliver: controlling someone’s body with psychic powers is like boxing. If both parties didn’t agree to it beforehand, then one of them is committing a crime.
Except it wasn’t a crime, Neuronet’s hardly the only hero who’s been showing doing what he did (it was Karma’s only power and the only use for her years before she was trained up into a more formidable combatant who didn’t have to use her mind control powers all the time). Now if he’d done something to them like when Puppet Master was mind controlling various super-heroines and using them as sex slaves you’d have justification to say he was committing a crime but he wasn’t, at worst he’s more in the range of someone who shoved another hero into the way of a threat which cost them some temporary discomfort and it bit him on the backside as well so he didn’t get off scott free.
Hyperstrike
Except that he took control of NON-CONSENTING people, whose powers he only THOUGHT he understood, and sent them INTO BATTLE.
That’s the equivalent of a WW1 trencher chucking a buddy out of the trench and into No-Man’s Land for the machine gunners to pick off.
Alexis
I disagree with your reference to Karma’s powers about one thing: she used it on ennemies or direct threats (see below). He used his on allies! The only worst step would have been to use it on bystanders.
It’s true that Karma’s power is quite questionnable, especially when used on cops that are only doing their job while trying to sort out what happened around the mutants or things like that, but she never used it on allies to force them to act in a specific way nor on passers-by for convenience’s sake.
The same goes for Rogue. First, she started as a villain, and that is when she got her permanent powers from Ms Marvel. Then, she only used her absorbing power against ennemies, either to incapacitate them, get more power to defeat another one, or obtain some knowledge. The only times she used it (voluntarily) on allies, they were willing to do so… or unconscious and she had to do it to save them.
Again, not the same context as a mage that sends his allies on the path of danger as if they were mere objects.
Kirala
I agree, but I think that (more like boxing without consent, and less like the thing John Oliver’s comparing to), this is a bad thing a hero can do without necessarily switching to the villain hat. He genuinely may have thought he was helping save the world, and he’s accustomed to his teammates’ long-term consent. He needs to be benched till he learns consent, but I’m not at all sure he’s incapable of learning. His response to being confronted about his behavior in the egg – that’s the crucial thing: does he humble himself and learn how he was wrong, or does he double down? One is the hero gaining wisdom from a fall, and the other is the villain route. (But I see him as a pragmatist, and it’s always hard to tell whether a pragmatist is more concerned with being practical or being better than impractical people – no idea where he’d fall.)
Except that in the case of Rogue(at least until relatively recently in the comics), she had no control over her touch doing that and did everything in her power to avoid contact with those not prepared for the consequences, unless they had already proven a threat to the health and safety of others.
Neuronet on the other hand, chose to forcibly control two non-consenting metahumans and in the process(and without showing any real remorse) sacrificed the life of one of them, as we didn’t know the deaths weren’t real until after the fight. Conjurer was at least only guilty of being an arrogant arse, deluded by his own power and skill into thinking his opinions were correct(something many metas are guilty of as shown by Tyler’s parents and driven home by the talk Revenant had with him about that very subject at the end of the Rainmaker arc).
Nueronet is a villain, or at the very least an anti-hero
No, Neuronet’s not a villain nor is he an anti-hero. That one action of his does NOT make him a either, it makes him a flawed human being, a hero who made a mistake in judgment that cost him dearly. How he deals with things from this point on determines whether he learns from it and remains a hero or begins sliding into less positive behaviors and more towards actual anti-hero or Punisher-style villainy.
No, it’s not borderline villainy. It’s straight up villainy. The fact that there are other mainstream heroes who do the same thing just shows how shitty the people are who use them that way without them being treated the way they should be.
There is the implied idea of mind controlling someone to do something they would probably be okay with doing, but you don’t have time to ask them–ala Xavier. There’s the idea of using mind control to stop someone from doing something wrong. But you cannot use mind control to force people to risk their lives against their will.
It’s no different from those who use children as meat shields.
Conjuror may be full of himself, but he also demonstrated competence, after having the right direction shown to him.
Neuronet didn’t, even if they did almost accidentally achieve something in process – and exactly because he let himself believe he’s a tactical genius. Coordinating attacks was probably a part of his SOP, but since he failed, this only makes his problem look worse.
I really, deeply, hate that saying. Considering that in order to actually teach anything you actually have to DO teaching, and either be well trained for it or have a talent for it.
Very often those who “can do” in their respective fields can’t teach, and more often hurt their students education.
In this fictional case Conjurer is an absolute ego bag and would be pure toxin in a classroom. Neuronet likely even more so.
Doughbelly
Same!
Some of the best doers are the best teachers, some are not. OTOH, never met a good teacher who wasn’t a good doer.
It’s a shame that this saying has any traction in the Anglophone world and contributes to the low status/low pay circle of teachers, especially in the US.
richard
I’ve often found teaching something helps me understand it better
you have to explain it and understand it from someone else’s point of view to be able to teach them it
bificommander
Oh no, I think Neuronet would have excellent results as a teacher.
“I will now insert the knowledge of multiplication directly into your brains” *Bzzzt* “You now know how to do multiplications. The test is next week. Don’t bother studying, I’ll mind control you all for the test so I can be sure you do it right.”
trlkly
What sign do we have that he can do this? Sure, he has mind control and telepathy, but have we seen any sign of implanting knowledge? Heck, can he even “I know kung fu” himself?
Anub
Well the standards keep dropping for teachers for the sake of diversity.
rmsgrey
Diversity? I thought the standards for teachers kept dropping because of the need to keep up with burnout rates caused by ever increasing government meddling… Or is that just in the UK?
Mechwarrior
No, the standards keep dropping because of decades worth of declining funding that has left schools understaffed and unable to attract as many top tier people anymore.
Doughbelly
Well, that certainly didn’t take long.
Mike
Not sure how your first statement applies unless the person is trying to teach teaching. And your second statement supports the saying you said you hate, so I’m even more confused as to what point you’re trying to make.
To me, the saying makes perfect sense if “do” and “can’t” refer to “performing naturally at an elite level”. To be good at teaching others to do something, you need to be aware of the steps involved in doing it, the common ways to screw it up and how to avoid those or compensate for them. Elite performers tend to do a lot of things subconsciously, so they can’t teach them very well since they can’t really explain what they do. Marginal performers usually had to work and study hard to do as well as they did, so they’re more consciously aware of all the steps and caveats and are better able to teach others. Which is probably why elite NFL players seldom make good coaches, while elite coaches were usually marginal-to-OK players.
If you can’t “do” at all, though, you probably can’t teach it either. Although I did manage to successfully tutor someone through graduate-level organic chemistry in college, despite having no understanding of the subject and not even being able to figure out what her questions meant. I just kept asking clarifying questions (in an attempt to get some clue what she was talking about) until she saw the answer on her own.
Nobody
Socratic Method works, huh?
JDunk1971
If I’m not mistaken, that saying came from the Dutch Protestants who first settled what is today New York. The Dutch Protestants originated the ideas of ‘If you don’t work, you don’t eat’ and ‘If you don’t work as hard as you can, all day every day save the Sabbath, then you are slacking off.’ Those who can, under the Dutch work ethic, should concentrate on what they do best. Those who can’t are those who are unable to work, teach. Those who can’t do either just get out of the way.
John Lederer
My preferred: “Those who can, teach; Those who can’t, make laws about teaching.”
Sums up the current situation in the U.S. quite nicely.
PA is not a public school either.
So maybe only later, when there will be something useless, and Ms. Casper from DMA will be assigned there as “having experience”. =)))
I’m a bit puzzled as to why newscasters (like the one in the first panel) are interviewing random superheroes… or indeed, anyone other than the newly proclaimed Champion of Earth.
Reporters are pretty well conditioned to never speak with children except for a fluff piece, and even then only with at least one parent/guardian present.
Plus, Julie isn’t trying to work the media, and everyone else is. Another class needed at PS238?
1. Flight – the #1 booster seat for interviews
2. Intelligence – no guarantee that you will be noticed
3. Superstrength and reporters – the difference between good and bad attention
Most likely they’re asking a bunch of other supers for their reactions to recent events. Like the way reporters ask random people on the street for their opinion. And 84 is right now nowhere near the reporters, so they can’t reach her.
I would hope they are just being respectful to the fact that three heroes having a touching reunion. Especially when those three heroes played pivotal rules in such dramatic events. But then I guess I hold a little too much faith in decency I guess…
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Prairie Son
Metaphysiological Therapists. Say that 10 times fast.
nate
that that that that that that that that that that
Me-me
Too many syllables, I run out of breath before I get to 10.
CotFI2
New career objective unlocked!
Ie Yamof Ool
O.K. ‘That10times’. was that fast enough???
Josh
“Dr. Blink, Superhero Shrink”
It’s a fun comic.
Jackspades
“that ten times fast.”
there are you happy now
Adaon
Actually, that’s not so hard.. then again, it depends on the setting for “fast”. Plus, in my language, we have this sentence and try fast-speaking it as kids:
“Fischer Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischer’s Fritz.”
Stephen Smoogen
Foreshadowing of new villians (if this was a Silver Age comic)
I WAS THE GREATEST LEADER OF THE MYSTICS UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!!!!
Van
Nice try Conjuror, but you were fairly low level compared to the rest of the mages on the planet.
ThatGuy
A true super hero moment. 84 just made her own enemies by being the good guy. Two heroes who were respected (when lying) now cast out from glory. Now we just need a few angry lines and then… we have new villains or at least a new evil gym teacher.
Van
The DSA may have a few words to say about them and their future. Most of which will involve prison sentences for child endangerment, assaulting a minor super, and other things.
Shadur
In Neuronet’s case, definitely, but Conjuror didn’t do anything criminal — being a blowhard with an oversized ego isn’t a crime.
Miryafa
Mmm, I hope not. In addition to what Shadur said about Conjuror, I don’t think Neuronet ought to be held up to much criticism either (aside from being a bit too aggressive). Armchair quarterbacking a battle is a popular past time, but a bad practice in real life, and I dislike when people – especially lawyers – do it. And any of the other adult heroes could have just been trying to protect 84 by keeping her out of the encounters – albeit in their own pushy A-type superhero way.
trlkly
No. Just no. By that logic, war crimes are okay. It is our job to “armchair quarterback” in this way. It’s what the legal system is.
Do you not get what Neurodancer did? It was the next step up from rape. This is supervillain stuff here. He took over their minds and forced them to act against their will.
Conjurer is a bit more debatable, since we don’t actually know what his horrible secret is. We guess it’s that he’s in it for himself, but we don’t know that for sure.
But Neuronet is essentially evil. If he were a supervillain, he’d be the kind that you’d be okay with killing.
Marie
I’m glad to see they’re appreciated by some of their peers. Unfortunately when super hero groups become competitive jobs and toys, this kind of publicity fall out seems likely. There should be some medium between poor Spidey and publicity hound groups here… I like this treatment of issues of heroing as jobs.
Joe
This comic is starting to feel like a much, much kinder and gentler version of “The Boys”.
I absolutely do NOT mean this in a snarky way because I adore PS238.
mccoma
Thinking about it, you are pretty right on. There is a middle ground in showing how superheroes would actually work with actual human thoughts and the Garth Ennis “everyone is a m*****f***** and nothing good is actually good” vision. PS238 has always been about the humanity of it all and I guess that why its my favorite.
Marie
I was rereading one of the Wild Card collections, and the stories were all such grim downers. No one likes their lives, it’s so grim and gritty that national news with iffy numbers is more cheerful. The world of PS238 had stupid and nasty and well meaning idiots, but it’s not futile.
evileeyore
“Starting to”?
It’s always been. Ps238 and Invincible are “deconstructions” of the super hero myth. However unlike The Dark Knight Returns, Watchmen*, The Boys, Worm*, The Authority, and a bunch of others I’m forgetting, both Ps238 and Invincible are also “reconstructions” of the hero myth. They don’t just ‘tear down” or show the flaws in the standard super-hero stories, they rebuild them to show how they could (re)work under “other sensibilities”.
* Worm and Watchmen are also //good/ deconstructions, The Authority is ‘okay’, The Boys is puerile and juvenile, and The Dark Knight Returns completely forgets who Batman and Superman are. The Chris Nolen Dark Knight moves are generally “good” reconstructions of the Batman, through a dark/gritty/mundane lens.
The Deadpool movies also work† this way, they’re very much a “how would supers actually work in a ‘real’ world”, and they make it work.
† In that being R rated, they can show the fallout that would occur if supers were active around normal humans, but also fit the theme and structure of Marvel hero comics.
Dragons'Mom
I am laughing so hard my daughter thought I was choking.
I love this!
Pander
I’m happy that Neuronet was thrown off of his team, but I feel what he did was borderline supervillainy so I wouldnt be surprised if he did a face heel turn to being a supervillain. Conjuror was poorly shown in the egg too, but he didnt do anything outright evil like Neuronet did. Conjuror was just a pompous blowhard.
Tom Gwynn
I agree. Conjurer was a bit arrogant, but then, most high-caliber mages are. Without him I highly doubt they would have beaten Rastov the Great, and he was useful in identifying hazards, figuring out how Koschei’s forgetfulness spell worked and also just in keeping track of how much time they had left. He didn’t pass the final test, but neither did the others. He did okay.
Messenger
Let’s put it this way:
Had our heroes failed, setting aside not getting the title of Earth’s Champion to regularly face off against Veles, Veles would have continued harassing New York City in the manner only a *god of mischief* can. This has already included turning a guy into a Godzilla-type monster to rampage through it. Someone could easily have gotten hurt, and Veles isn’t likely to care.
Thus, Conjuror had good reason to succeed, if just to protect NYC’s citizens from Veles. And to that, he would have needed to tell the truth about himself: that he was a glory hound.
He didn’t. He lied (which, BTW, is not a good thing to do in itself). He still chose to project the image that he was a selfless do-gooder, not in it for the title, but to protect people.
And he chose that facade despite the fact that he knew the Mist Gatekeeper had the power to supernaturally evaluate the correctness of answers given to him, as he did with Firedrake who sincerely believed and accepted that he was the fraud.
So, in short, Conjuror chose his heroic, fame-giving image over the welfare of NYC. And he got booted for it.
I’ll admit that Conjuror just coming clean about being a glory hound would have hurt his image as well, but at least he would have passed that trial and gone on to the room with 84, thus giving our heroes a greater chance at succeeding (yes, 84 did succeed, but it was close). Ultimately, Conjuror was doomed either way- but one choice and its results would have been better for himself and for the folks of NYC.
Lastly, let’s not forget how Conjuror reacted to being called out. He wasn’t exactly graceful and honest about it as well (2014-04-20).
Conjuror wasn’t merely arrogant or condescending- he was willing to lie for it, or even choose it over the good of a city full of people. Sure, it neither was as horrible as Neuronet’s actions nor like any kind of direct unequivocal villainy, but he definitely wasn’t being super*heroic*.
Pander
Oh, Conjuror is definitely not ‘heroic’ but he just wasnt evil by any stretch of the imagination. He’s just arrogant and pompous, and like MANY people, does not like to admit when he’s called out on stuff. Like when he’s called out on how he does his heroic stuff for recognition, not for altruistic reasons. That’s fine though, that he doesnt do it ‘altruisticly’ (is that even a word? 🙂 ). A lot of heroes are not altruistic. Iron Man isnt exactly ‘altruistic’ – he’s a glory hound too. Nor is Hawkeye, Booster Gold, Wolverine, or a bunch of other heroes in comics. That being said, not wanting to fess up when the fate of the world was at stake? That was definitely NOT heroic. Firedrake was willing to fess up, which does make him more heroic about it – but apparently Firedrake had long since accepted his role and doesnt lie about it to begin with.
But I still don’t see Conjuror as evil – just a jerkface who needs to learn some humility. Neuronet on the other hand? Yeah …. awful awful awful person who is lucky if 84 and Phlogiston did not press charges or whatever happens to telepaths who mentally assault others in their world 🙂 They probably won’t press charges – seems like those two are the forgiving heroic type and would feel Neuronet has already had a penalty in getting booted from his team and having the world know what type of person he really is.
Messenger
Just to be clear, I’m not pushing for Conjuror to be *in prison* as if he were full criminal or villain- but he does deserve the negative publicity he earned and its accompanying boot off his team after being a team leader.
Spoony Viking
Hold on. Hawkeye certainly loves the fame and the glory, but at the end of the day, he does the right thing just because it’s the right thing, not because it will necessarily bring him any benefit. And Iron Man in the comics has never really been as egocentric and self-serving as his portrayal in the movies. Booster, admittedly, started out as very self-serving, but he improved greatly in that regard throughout his career in the Justice League.
Messenger
On that note, regarding movie Tony Stark, for a given narcissist, he’s sure driven by a need to atone for the use of his company’s products against fellow Americans and innocent people. That’s still a step above simply being in it for your own fame and fortune.
Messenger
Revision: Come to think of it, several steps above.
Tsotate
I doubt they could press charges even if they wanted to. They weren’t actually in New York at the time, after all. Extradimensional spaces have weird jurisdictional issues.
Van
You would be surprised on how well they could actually make a lot of charges stick, since the Extradimensional space was on American soil and in New York at the time.
Gillsing
I thought USA took the liberty to charge people for committing any crime outside of its jurisdiction as if the crime was perpetrated within its jurisdiction? As in, if you do something that’s illegal in USA, you’d better not go there, because you can be charged even if whatever do did was legal in the country you did it in.
Doughbelly
Not in the general sense, no, because it violates generally accepted principles of territoriality and jurisdiction. In certain circumstances and for specific acts related to commerce or in the case of being under the employment of the US government, yes.
Van
Tell that to the guy who shot that lion. He is in a lot of legal hot water.
Pneumonica
To clarify on Gillsing’s question – there are specific crimes that involve going to foreign soil and committing a crime. However, the crime is leaving the country in order to commit a crime (such as going to a foreign country for “child sex tourism”). Thus, the actual crime committed was in the United States (admittedly, the very moment they left the United States).
In this case, in terms of criminal charges, there are none. They did not intentionally go anywhere, thus upon departure from US jurisdiction were guilty of no crimes (that we know of). However, air-lady and lady-of-the-eights both have great claims in civil court for “mental battery” (harmful or offensive mental contact), gross negligence, and a host of other claims, and those CAN be tried in the United States.
Nightmask
Except what Neuronet did wasn’t borderline villainy, there are other heroes in mainstream comics that have done things similar to or worse than him (seriously, Rogue drains the powers AND minds of anyone she touches into herself, totally invading their minds and memories in ways Neuronet didn’t even remotely come close to) and do remember his entire team is made up of mentalists like him, clearly what he did was NORMAL to his group (he was their leader, obviously from how readily he used his powers in the Egg he had to be using them in that fashion with his team as well and without complaint from them), so if you’re going to spin him as a super-villain you should be spinning his entire team as a super-villain team-up because the only reason they ended his connections with them was because he had made public what they all did and they took the politicians way out of quickly getting rid of him and pretending it wsn’t anything they do.
Griff
To paraphrase John Oliver: controlling someone’s body with psychic powers is like boxing. If both parties didn’t agree to it beforehand, then one of them is committing a crime.
Nightmask
Except it wasn’t a crime, Neuronet’s hardly the only hero who’s been showing doing what he did (it was Karma’s only power and the only use for her years before she was trained up into a more formidable combatant who didn’t have to use her mind control powers all the time). Now if he’d done something to them like when Puppet Master was mind controlling various super-heroines and using them as sex slaves you’d have justification to say he was committing a crime but he wasn’t, at worst he’s more in the range of someone who shoved another hero into the way of a threat which cost them some temporary discomfort and it bit him on the backside as well so he didn’t get off scott free.
Hyperstrike
Except that he took control of NON-CONSENTING people, whose powers he only THOUGHT he understood, and sent them INTO BATTLE.
That’s the equivalent of a WW1 trencher chucking a buddy out of the trench and into No-Man’s Land for the machine gunners to pick off.
Alexis
I disagree with your reference to Karma’s powers about one thing: she used it on ennemies or direct threats (see below). He used his on allies! The only worst step would have been to use it on bystanders.
It’s true that Karma’s power is quite questionnable, especially when used on cops that are only doing their job while trying to sort out what happened around the mutants or things like that, but she never used it on allies to force them to act in a specific way nor on passers-by for convenience’s sake.
The same goes for Rogue. First, she started as a villain, and that is when she got her permanent powers from Ms Marvel. Then, she only used her absorbing power against ennemies, either to incapacitate them, get more power to defeat another one, or obtain some knowledge. The only times she used it (voluntarily) on allies, they were willing to do so… or unconscious and she had to do it to save them.
Again, not the same context as a mage that sends his allies on the path of danger as if they were mere objects.
Kirala
I agree, but I think that (more like boxing without consent, and less like the thing John Oliver’s comparing to), this is a bad thing a hero can do without necessarily switching to the villain hat. He genuinely may have thought he was helping save the world, and he’s accustomed to his teammates’ long-term consent. He needs to be benched till he learns consent, but I’m not at all sure he’s incapable of learning. His response to being confronted about his behavior in the egg – that’s the crucial thing: does he humble himself and learn how he was wrong, or does he double down? One is the hero gaining wisdom from a fall, and the other is the villain route. (But I see him as a pragmatist, and it’s always hard to tell whether a pragmatist is more concerned with being practical or being better than impractical people – no idea where he’d fall.)
Varkas
Except that in the case of Rogue(at least until relatively recently in the comics), she had no control over her touch doing that and did everything in her power to avoid contact with those not prepared for the consequences, unless they had already proven a threat to the health and safety of others.
Neuronet on the other hand, chose to forcibly control two non-consenting metahumans and in the process(and without showing any real remorse) sacrificed the life of one of them, as we didn’t know the deaths weren’t real until after the fight. Conjurer was at least only guilty of being an arrogant arse, deluded by his own power and skill into thinking his opinions were correct(something many metas are guilty of as shown by Tyler’s parents and driven home by the talk Revenant had with him about that very subject at the end of the Rainmaker arc).
Nueronet is a villain, or at the very least an anti-hero
Nightmask
No, Neuronet’s not a villain nor is he an anti-hero. That one action of his does NOT make him a either, it makes him a flawed human being, a hero who made a mistake in judgment that cost him dearly. How he deals with things from this point on determines whether he learns from it and remains a hero or begins sliding into less positive behaviors and more towards actual anti-hero or Punisher-style villainy.
trlkly
No, it’s not borderline villainy. It’s straight up villainy. The fact that there are other mainstream heroes who do the same thing just shows how shitty the people are who use them that way without them being treated the way they should be.
There is the implied idea of mind controlling someone to do something they would probably be okay with doing, but you don’t have time to ask them–ala Xavier. There’s the idea of using mind control to stop someone from doing something wrong. But you cannot use mind control to force people to risk their lives against their will.
It’s no different from those who use children as meat shields.
evileeyore
Nightmask, are you sure you don’t just have a mindcontrol fetish?
TBeholder
Conjuror may be full of himself, but he also demonstrated competence, after having the right direction shown to him.
Neuronet didn’t, even if they did almost accidentally achieve something in process – and exactly because he let himself believe he’s a tactical genius. Coordinating attacks was probably a part of his SOP, but since he failed, this only makes his problem look worse.
memnarch
Well, not quite unexpected, but still nice to know that the two least pleasant people that went in didn’t get anything nice from it.
Sidenote, I had just been missing the comic and wondering when the next update would come, and then it did! 🙂
Agaric
Next time do please start wondering sooner 🙂
Doughbelly
So how many volumes before they come back as villains? I give it 3-5 years. XD
Stephen R. Bierce
I think there’s another option: Praetorian Academy needs faculty.
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.
Dorje Sylas
I really, deeply, hate that saying. Considering that in order to actually teach anything you actually have to DO teaching, and either be well trained for it or have a talent for it.
Very often those who “can do” in their respective fields can’t teach, and more often hurt their students education.
In this fictional case Conjurer is an absolute ego bag and would be pure toxin in a classroom. Neuronet likely even more so.
Doughbelly
Same!
Some of the best doers are the best teachers, some are not. OTOH, never met a good teacher who wasn’t a good doer.
It’s a shame that this saying has any traction in the Anglophone world and contributes to the low status/low pay circle of teachers, especially in the US.
richard
I’ve often found teaching something helps me understand it better
you have to explain it and understand it from someone else’s point of view to be able to teach them it
bificommander
Oh no, I think Neuronet would have excellent results as a teacher.
“I will now insert the knowledge of multiplication directly into your brains” *Bzzzt* “You now know how to do multiplications. The test is next week. Don’t bother studying, I’ll mind control you all for the test so I can be sure you do it right.”
trlkly
What sign do we have that he can do this? Sure, he has mind control and telepathy, but have we seen any sign of implanting knowledge? Heck, can he even “I know kung fu” himself?
Anub
Well the standards keep dropping for teachers for the sake of diversity.
rmsgrey
Diversity? I thought the standards for teachers kept dropping because of the need to keep up with burnout rates caused by ever increasing government meddling… Or is that just in the UK?
Mechwarrior
No, the standards keep dropping because of decades worth of declining funding that has left schools understaffed and unable to attract as many top tier people anymore.
Doughbelly
Well, that certainly didn’t take long.
Mike
Not sure how your first statement applies unless the person is trying to teach teaching. And your second statement supports the saying you said you hate, so I’m even more confused as to what point you’re trying to make.
To me, the saying makes perfect sense if “do” and “can’t” refer to “performing naturally at an elite level”. To be good at teaching others to do something, you need to be aware of the steps involved in doing it, the common ways to screw it up and how to avoid those or compensate for them. Elite performers tend to do a lot of things subconsciously, so they can’t teach them very well since they can’t really explain what they do. Marginal performers usually had to work and study hard to do as well as they did, so they’re more consciously aware of all the steps and caveats and are better able to teach others. Which is probably why elite NFL players seldom make good coaches, while elite coaches were usually marginal-to-OK players.
If you can’t “do” at all, though, you probably can’t teach it either. Although I did manage to successfully tutor someone through graduate-level organic chemistry in college, despite having no understanding of the subject and not even being able to figure out what her questions meant. I just kept asking clarifying questions (in an attempt to get some clue what she was talking about) until she saw the answer on her own.
Nobody
Socratic Method works, huh?
JDunk1971
If I’m not mistaken, that saying came from the Dutch Protestants who first settled what is today New York. The Dutch Protestants originated the ideas of ‘If you don’t work, you don’t eat’ and ‘If you don’t work as hard as you can, all day every day save the Sabbath, then you are slacking off.’ Those who can, under the Dutch work ethic, should concentrate on what they do best. Those who can’t are those who are unable to work, teach. Those who can’t do either just get out of the way.
John Lederer
My preferred: “Those who can, teach; Those who can’t, make laws about teaching.”
Sums up the current situation in the U.S. quite nicely.
sFDS
And those who can’t teach, teach Gym.
TBeholder
PA is not a public school either.
So maybe only later, when there will be something useless, and Ms. Casper from DMA will be assigned there as “having experience”. =)))
Baron Bruce
I’m a bit puzzled as to why newscasters (like the one in the first panel) are interviewing random superheroes… or indeed, anyone other than the newly proclaimed Champion of Earth.
Prairie Son
Reporters are pretty well conditioned to never speak with children except for a fluff piece, and even then only with at least one parent/guardian present.
Plus, Julie isn’t trying to work the media, and everyone else is. Another class needed at PS238?
Hyperstrike
Yeah. The damndest things tend to fall out of kids’ mouths.
Like…the truth.
Colin
“Dealing With Media For Child Heroes”
1. Flight – the #1 booster seat for interviews
2. Intelligence – no guarantee that you will be noticed
3. Superstrength and reporters – the difference between good and bad attention
Mutant for Hire
Most likely they’re asking a bunch of other supers for their reactions to recent events. Like the way reporters ask random people on the street for their opinion. And 84 is right now nowhere near the reporters, so they can’t reach her.
Vinom
Perhaps they’re aiming at local supers. This is a national news event of course, but the reaction of the supers their views know best is important.
Dogii
I would hope they are just being respectful to the fact that three heroes having a touching reunion. Especially when those three heroes played pivotal rules in such dramatic events. But then I guess I hold a little too much faith in decency I guess…
TBeholder
One happened to be in the right place, but he chews on his shiny new boot right now.
Oddjobsman
Maybe because 84 is a minor and would require parental or legal representation?