Near-Mint has toys to buy! Rare and expensive toys! He’ll do anything, even kidnap kids and deliver them to an anonymous patron, to get money for collectibles!
Why not indeed? Even supervillains need secret identities. Anyway, I think he just sells whatever toys or collectables people ask for. Barbie dolls, toy cars, superheroes… it’s all the same to him.
You would think that even if 84 and Forak can’t break free of the sticky-tech, that their flight ability would allow them to take whatever they are attached to with them… maybe not if secured to the ground in some way, but certainly if only secured to a mobile truck?
16 thoughts on “07/12/2013”
David Nuttall
Near Mint, quit talking to the hostages! Haven’t you read your history? This is how they get you to let them go!
Prairie Son
Mercs. Is there anything they won’t do for a paycheck?
leor613
Near-Mint has toys to buy! Rare and expensive toys! He’ll do anything, even kidnap kids and deliver them to an anonymous patron, to get money for collectibles!
leor613
So does Near-Mint work at a toy store, or does he use the truck for camoflauge and his “toy-themed villain” schtick?
Artificer-Urza
Why not both?
Jerden
Why not indeed? Even supervillains need secret identities. Anyway, I think he just sells whatever toys or collectables people ask for. Barbie dolls, toy cars, superheroes… it’s all the same to him.
scifi joe
sounds reasonable to me.
Clell65619
Ah, so the staff was gimicked, and Ron is still a squishy. Good to know.
Slimecat
It was later revealed that their abduction was ordered by Ed Gruberman… He’d learn how to kick booty eventually.
Seireadan Nailo
nice! he will get that teacher eventually! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8VD4JXUozM
KeeCoyote
Boot to the head! . That is what Ed Gruberman thought. 🙂
Veritas
I really find myself hoping that Ron grows out of the blame game soon. Just as I was starting to develop some sympathy for him, he goes and ruins it.
NOTDilbert
Why do most adults in this comic get the “I have a sudden migraine behind my right eye” moment at one time or another? She is having hers now…..
Jerden
Children with super-powers in dangerous situations? What’s not to stress about?
KeeCoyote
Cause face desking tends to inflict pain on oneself
matteo
You would think that even if 84 and Forak can’t break free of the sticky-tech, that their flight ability would allow them to take whatever they are attached to with them… maybe not if secured to the ground in some way, but certainly if only secured to a mobile truck?
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